Sometimes mornings just aren’t a thing.
Sometimes mornings just aren’t a thing.
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.
Overly Attached Father Figure Porrim Maryam
I told you guys I’d find a use for those drafts they helped me make comics
hHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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OMG I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF, DJSFKLA HOLY SHIT I LAUGHED SO HARD. REBLOGGING FOREVER.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
PERFECT!
OH MY FuCKING GOD CLICK IT OH SWEET JESUS HELP ME
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
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I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal space or boundaries and then get offended or upset when you get mad or they act like its nothing because they’re your parents. They are your children not your fucking property.
I didn’t even flinch. Wow.
i love this.
I was waiting forever for it to go off.
still waiting for it to go off…
Pull the trigger…
So taking an arrow to the knee is proposing, in Nordic, right?
And when you get married, they say you “tie the knot”.
So it turns out Gamzee was trying to marry Equius.
He just wanted to make him happy.
you mother fuckers
One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW
OH MY GOD
Too fuckin’ lazy to organize these, it was just random bullshit at 2 AM.So you get what you get!
((so done with life))
oh look, there’s a hole on your dashboard
no
THAT IS MY HOLE
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS. I JUST GOT OVER THE NIGHTMARES.
